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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

maybe I'm thick... but how does black paint prevent someone from climbing a fence?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You see. As it is right now, the mexicans can't see the fence, and so they stumble around and accidentally find themselves on the american side. If it's black they'll much easier identify the american border, and thus avoid crossing into that shithole of a country.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

It all makes sense now.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think of is the black paint would absorb more solar radiation and make it hotter. But the sun isn't out at night which is when many people make that crossing, so I'm not sure they've really thought it through.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thoughts are long gone by the time their ideas reach their mouths

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

The same way a fence prevents someone from flying in on a currently not-yet-expired visa. The whole announcement is an exercise of putting lipstick on a pig.