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[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh do you ever have dreams where you either can't quite reach the brake pedal, or you can but the vehicle barely slows down?

Also the pissing... I pretty regularly have dreams where I'm taking a piss and usually don't pee IRL... But every once in an unfortunate while... But in those few times, luckily the sensation of warm piss on my skin quickly awakens me and my bladder sphincter slams shut before I've soaked the sheets.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My bus dreams are usually about getting into some tight spot where I have to back up and then smashing shit up when I do. We're told quite emphatically to never back up and our enormous repair bills justify that. I've taken out a few fences myself in the real world.