bonus features:
• can't shut the fuck up mode
• Error 404 capacity to socialize not found
• oops forgot to eat now I'm vibrating :3
• CONSOOM JUNK FOOD FOR THE DOPAMINES
• can't sleep, brain won't stfu
• can't wake up, dream was too interesting
• uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• I WANT TO GET UP AND DO THE THING SO BAD BUT I CAN'T STOP STARING AT WALL/BOOK/PHONE/TV
• you interrupted me now I'll never finish that task ever it belongs to the void now

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this report is due by the end of the day, but do I really need to get it done? Like, would I get fired or something? I could just say that I got sick and go home. Oh actually if I wrap up this section, I can just put [forthcoming] for the references and attachments and claim that it'll be completed next week.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I was in school, I would wait until the last possible minute. Pull an all-nighter to hand that research paper in with all the things and pull it off but then have to crash for a day or 2 after.. well, I might get drunk or high first--- circa early 80's. It was a bit harder than today as there was no internet/online resources. I had to go to the library and look shit up in these big indexes and microfiche. I lived on pepsi and doritos.