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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that's just me

[–] amlor@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen

And now I can't unsee it. Well done.

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lovense Edge 2!

[–] troglodyke@lemmy.federate.cc 5 points 1 day ago

Is the 4th the cowgirl position?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

What about looking like a 50 year old lizard?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 25 points 1 day ago

But think of all the time and energy you'll save having only one facial expression.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's not a thing I'm into, but now I'm curious

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

yep. I'm not aged, but my body shows the miles, and I have zero concern about the people who judge looks. I clean up nicely a few times a year.

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Any time an older person says “getting old sucks!” I respond with “it’s better than the alternative!”

Never fails to get a laugh

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Madonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some of it is better.