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just lie on your resume bro
It's too thin. May I get a blanket at least?
Dude just make up a bunch of companies and your friends are the owners/managers. I did that shit a lot when I was younger and when I had no "experience " for certain jobs. I also had a few that were businesses I started. But instead of saying that (employer's really hate you once owning your own business) I would just put it on my resume like I was employee for said company. And the reason I left "company retired"
Resumes are bullshit ans easy to fake. What matters is your referrals. The main problem today is getting past fucking the AI filters.
i wouldnt even put why i left the company, unless t he interview presses the question, just gave them a bs a response. depends on the type of referrals, if its just all email contact and response thats easy to fake, if its they must verify you with said person, it might be harder if you dont anyone to vouch for you.
wish i did that when i was sitll searching biotech job im too far removed from the industry now, catch 22. probably couldve labeled lab/experiments in a course as lab experience omitting the course part.