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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

technically Donald Trump has always been deeply moved by little girls. some say he's spent countless hours with little girls behind closed doors and that he's well versed in training them for obedience.

others say Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[โ€“] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

If only there was some sort of list