https://theonion.com/clothes-call/
Second one this week. Maybe this was in the print edition.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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If trump started wearing military gear the liberals would fill their pants with shit in rage
Especially if he tries to have them make a solid gold army dress uniform
He needs like 500 medals so we get some liberal army nerd fact checking each one like "Uhm actually, he didn't 'serve' in the Sino-America trade war. President boney spurred merely COMMANDED!! in it!".
"Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me."
"You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!"
"...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!"
I wonder if he'd wear a north korean general's uniform if kim gifted him one, he really seemed to enjoy saluting that NK general that one time
The army man smiled at me, that was very niceThe army men here in America are very strong, very handsome, but they don't smile like the North Koreans do, it's sad!Like that one boss in Bionic Commando who had so many medals, he was bulletproof from the front
What kind of outrageous hat would he wear
Like Captain Crunch, but taller