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Chicken jockey....
My kid just found out that they put the song "Steve's lava chicken" in a jukebox and it's making me consider heroine as an escape lol.
(Not really, it's just a hyperbole joke, I don't need concerned messages)
I'm a school bus driver and one of my kids spent all of last year yelling that in the back of the bus. My job would be so much better if we were just permitted to use duct tape.