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[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Urinary Tract Infection test, maybe?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

That’s how I test for gas leaks.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

Brilliant. Flawless execution

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

Once, when I suspected a urinary tract infection, I just went to my GP to get it tested. That is the big advantage of living in a civilized country with a working medical insurance system...

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IDK much about UTIs other than it makes women pee their pants, I'd fail the test methinks

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Women get more UTIs than men as they have shorter urethras, so infective agents are more likely to get all the way up the urethra without being pushed out by urine