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Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia. (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 148 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago

He seems like an all right guy

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There's plenty left: all the wrong ones.

Seems pretty sinister of him...

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

If the shoe don't fit you must acquit.

[–] Postingllamas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You looking for a job as his attorney?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

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