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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there are so many things wrong with this

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I, uh, wasn't 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.