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Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.
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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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In, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out.
You are now a fully trained management consultant.
Lean leader certified
I had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn't their idea.
Is that normal shitposting you're doing?