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But why is that even there? Are people really eating only some of the Oreos and then putting the rest away?
Not willingly
Yeah, isn't it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother's bed?
My parents would never allow that, but among my excesses in college: pulling all nighters with a package of double stuffed and a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. Now I feel nauseous even thinking about it, and my heart probably wouldn’t hold out
Whoa are you the sus guy
Well you see, moderation is key.
Like the "servings" unit for nutritions which lists 2 oreos. In a pack of 15. removed, I'm gonna eat the whole package. It's the rule. You can't just have 2 and then put the pack away. Like, wtf?!
You know what else needs to be banned? A bag of chips having 1.8 servings in it.
1 sure, 2... ok. But .8 of a serving? Get the fuck out of here.
What about cans of spray oil that have hundreds of servings but say 0 calories? No shit, you've got no detectable calories when a serving is a 1/4 second of a spray.
I do. A standard Oreo is 10g of easy, enjoyable sugar. If my blood sugar is on a downswing and I project I'll get too low, I grab one or two out of the cupboard.
They are a medical supply and are dosed as such.
I guess I'm an overdosing junkie then...
Exactly. This is a regression, not an advancement. Now the package tries to close on me mid gluttony.
I unhinge my jaw like a snake and consume all the Oreos simultaneously.