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[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You know what else needs to be banned? A bag of chips having 1.8 servings in it.

1 sure, 2... ok. But .8 of a serving? Get the fuck out of here.

[โ€“] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

What about cans of spray oil that have hundreds of servings but say 0 calories? No shit, you've got no detectable calories when a serving is a 1/4 second of a spray.