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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kill two birds with one stone

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

You missed on the occasion to say "two towers with one plane"

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so you are the guy throwing stones at bird.

get him boys

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Feed two birds with one seed."

Happy? Now we slowly starve them to death instead.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

fine throws seeds at your car