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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 115 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

LOOT THAT BODY

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg