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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops (www.dailystar.co.uk)
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this person right here

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Mmm... long pork...

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

You always were.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.