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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When they measured its size did they go past the balls but not quite to the butthole?

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

For ignorant people like me

Yaw
The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared. When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)

[–] HowAbt2morrow 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't. I had never even heard of yaw before.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Theres an educational video on the subject here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas