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I boiled the pasta, and instead of draining the water, I accidentally added the tomato sauce into the water with the pasta. My pasta is now soup.

The only saving grace is that I usually undercook my pasta and eat it crunchy. So I can still reduce the "soup" a bit before it becomes overcooked.

I just tasted the pasta. I added salt to it which was a mistake because the sauce I bought also has salt in it. I now am beginning to understand how that "if I cook even the simplest of food I will somehow fuck it up and poison everybody" gag in anime works.

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

add some beans and you just made pasta e removedioli

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

pasta e removedioli

I don'tget it sicko-no

The Italian word for beans starts with a syllable that automated censors cannot distinguish from the F slur

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

pɑstɑ e fɑgioli

spaghetti-code&cool-bean

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You got censored but I was able to figure out what you meant