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I wouldn't take ANY advice from him.
I dunno, he's prob the go-to guy for techniques about chainsawing the head off a dead whale
I'm actually that kinda guy. It would never occur to me that chainsawing the head of a whale corpse I found on the beach would be a no-no. It's already dead! Not like I killed it. I'm also dumb enough to keep bird feathers I find. Yeah. That could be a problem given the wrong cop.
"SWEET! Giant skull! I'm hanging that shit at camp! (After the ants do their thing.)"
I really do hang skulls I find on the shed door. Got a deer, a small mammal with pointy canines, a box turtle and pieces of something the raptors left (rabbit?). One time the local dogs dropped a deer skull on my tent. Coughed loudly and scared hell out of 'em.
I've always loved collecting animal bones, feathers, and sometimes skins that are in reasonably good condition.
Shit ...I'm pretty sure you could figure it out.