this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
361 points (98.1% liked)
Funny
9462 readers
1904 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Sometimes they have the plate numbers. But we sorta know when someone is coming in to do bad things by the way they are driving into the parking lot.
Most drivers slowly pull into a parking lot. Find a spot near the branch door. Gather their stuff. Slowly walk to the branch doors.
A bank robber drives into the lot very fast. Doesn't bother finding a spot. Rushes out the door and is constantly looking around.
I only been robbed once and prevented a handful of times. We caught the girl who robbed me because we recognized her.
I remember being a teller and we would play games guessing what people were coming into do. Talk to a banker or deposit or cashing a check.
Wow crazy, so you have actually been robbed? Well hopefully it's a one time thing! Never worked at a bank so I didn't realize these things actually happened in real life.
Ya, they give names for the robbers. Lol. I remembered they had a guy named The Valentine bandit. Because he first robbed his first branch on Valentine's Day. Some of them get silly names like Fake Limp man.
Most robberies are very discreet. Mine was just a note and flashed a gun.
Also note to any would be robbers. You don't need a weapon. We always comply. A few bucks is not worth our lives. Also if you even show a weapon or implied you have one, you literally increase your charge from robbery to robbery with a deadly weapon which just increased your jail sentence 5 times.