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These clickbait ads are getting serious (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 days ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Ya, they give names for the robbers. Lol. I remembered they had a guy named The Valentine bandit. Because he first robbed his first branch on Valentine's Day. Some of them get silly names like Fake Limp man.

Most robberies are very discreet. Mine was just a note and flashed a gun.

Also note to any would be robbers. You don't need a weapon. We always comply. A few bucks is not worth our lives. Also if you even show a weapon or implied you have one, you literally increase your charge from robbery to robbery with a deadly weapon which just increased your jail sentence 5 times.