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[โ€“] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"The Male doesn't care about mating, and will find an appropriate provider for the service at the appropriate time. The Male is currently focused on feeding - anything between him and the refrigerator will face his wrath."

ETA: Typo.

[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't have a wraith... ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but have you ever had a typo?

[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Never heard if them. Are they good?

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Dude has a wraith. He could at least try fucking that ghost.