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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (4 children)

AI sure killed the motto KISS. Copilot for notepad is literally using a nuclear reactor to light a single bulb.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta scoop all the data from everywhere on your machine, even the temporary notes you don't save.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 16 hours ago

They're not temporary any more, they keep coming back, I keep forgetting and then my PC reboots and I need to make a quick note and have to wait for 50 zombie text files to rise from the dead.

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago
[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Literally has meant figuratively since it first appeared as a word in the 1700s and this usage is listed in every major dictionary
  2. https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/20/energy/three-mile-island-microsoft-ai/index.html
[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago (4 children)
[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 56 minutes ago

Literally literally means figuratively.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

I wonder, why is 'literally' so special?

Someone steps out into unexpectedly cold weather and says, "It's freezing out here." But it's not below freezing.

Someone that hasn't eaten all day takes a bite and says, "I was starving, this is the best burger I've ever tasted!" They weren't really starving, and they probably didn't just rank every burger they've eaten.

We exaggerate and/or use words incorrectly for the effect so often, people are constantly using words "incorrectly" but then they say, "I'm literally dead right now." and dictionaries change their definitions and people point out semantics. It's like literally is figuratively magic.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 15 points 22 hours ago

It’s almost like language is radically democratic and words only mean what we largely agree they mean, with fluctuating cases based on particular contexts.

[–] theblips@lemm.ee 8 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, somehow "literally" is the only word in a figure of speech that cannot be part of the figure at all! They are so smart for pointing that out

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

"Freezing" is an exaggeration of "cold", just like "starving" is an exaggeration of "hungry". It's "a lot of X".

"Literally" is not an exaggeration, it's the opposite of "figuratively". It's "-X".

Those are two entirely different things. But of course inflammable means flammable.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

“Literally” is not an exaggeration

Correct, it's an "intensifier"

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And "terrific" and "awesome" are exaggerations of "scary".

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. Am I meant to add anything here?

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's just another example that words' usages and meanings can change a lot, even flip, over time. A new usage can literally spread like a ~~~~virus~~~~ meme and become the meaning - at least to all intensive porpoises.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

I know, it's completely normal. Doesn't mean I have to like a particular usage.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Incorrect.

Freezing
"Freezing is a phase transition in which a liquid turns into a solid when its temperature is lowered below its freezing point."

Starvation
"Starvation is a severe deficiency in caloric energy intake, below the level needed to maintain an organism's life."

You are literally wrong, and I will accept a 1-page apology written in MLA format before the end of this week.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly do not see the contradiction. "Very cold" -> liquid turns to solid. "Very hungry" -> severe deficiency.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Then how do you explain iron, which freezes below 2,800 Fahrenheit, hm? 2,800 Fahrenheit is hot.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

"Very" and "a lot" are subjective.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sanction is the exact opposite of sanction, but you never see people moan about that for some reason

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contronym

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Table can mean "to discuss a topic at a meeting" (British English) or "to postpone discussion of a topic" (American English). Canadian English uses both meanings of the word

Canada . . . seriously? I can't sanction that type of behaviour.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

That's the problem with being influenced by both British and American English. We have both senses in New Zealand English too, although I think the US one is slowly winning out and the British one might one day fall out of use.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/literally

That's one of it's senses, yes, but how many of those definitions are the opposite of figurative?

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone -4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The correct definition is the opposite of figuratively. This has been an ongoing linguistic war for nearly a century, and your WRONG thoughts on how it should be used only serve to further the enemies cause.

Napoleon! Enemy anti-literalists have infiltrated another thread—we need reinforcements now!

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This has been an ongoing linguistic war for nearly a century

So after over a century of people using it that way some other people got a stick up their butt about it, cool. Doesn't make it wrong.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 6 points 16 hours ago

People who get het up about "literally" are fabulous.

If Dickens, Twain and Joyce can use it as an intensifier, then that's awesome enough for me.

Of course literally is often overused figuratively, flogged like a dead metaphorse; but used literally, literally is often literally redundant anyway.

I think it's got a third use now though, which is even more fun, using it to troll languague purists who think language drives communication rather than the other way round. That might well have motivated Mark Twain too.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I do apologize for using exaggerated words to beautify my sentences, tostiman, sir.

[–] theblips@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The use of "literally" is part of the figure of speech you're pedantically referring to. Saying "figuratively" would be redundant, as everyone knows Copilot is not a nuclear reactor, and also declaring that you are using a figure of speech "weakens" it (like /s for sarcasm). By saying "literally" they are saying "wow, this fits so well that this isn't even a metaphor anymore".
If you want to correct everyone for saying literally instead of figuratively, correct every teenager saying "I'm actually dying rn 😂" with "ackshually you're not ACTUALLY dying, as I can see you are still alive typing tips fedora"

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 4 points 17 hours ago

Oh. I thought “literally” was just referring to the fact that many of those data centers pull from nuclear grids.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

The new moto is “keep giving me money stupid”

How wasting billions on AI accomplishes that goal, I don’t know but I’m sticking with FOSS apps and platforms just to be safe

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The first nuclear reactor was used to light a single bulb. Presumably it was either an incredibly inefficient bulb or an incredibly inefficient reactor.

Anyway this is all just an extension of everything having an app.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Using an actual nuclear reactor to light a single bulb is literally using a- I'm kidding. I leave lemmy for a couple hours, come back and see a total armageddon, all because there are picky people about the use of words.

[–] grayautumnday@leminal.space 3 points 16 hours ago

And WIRED writes that bsky can't take a joke. Geez loueez.