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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that's easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Frontend: "Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn't the 90s."

Throws React at it

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- ....oh, what's that? We've moved on already?