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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 220 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago

So she wants the D?

[–] False@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Because this is fake.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

"pick a another"

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Just means they didn't copy paste an interesting fact.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, like... a cheesecake recipe?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I'd pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.