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[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.