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[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My friend, Hank Hill will be flipping out. He built a home for Niefko and Alla Lubecki, with a highly virile friend of his, Dale Dribble.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Dale Gribble~~

It’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake!

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno. In this day and age, it's possible he's attracted to Dale Gribble.