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Why indeed (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 335 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's just that we have to make space for our 5,358 partners and the telemetry data they need.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 110 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

* legitimate telemetry data

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Legitimate interest to train AI

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Let me (lemme?) translate this into customer-friendly business language:

Enhanced user experience

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

That still wouldn't account for it. The code to collect this is tiny and the data isn't stored locally. The whole point is for them to suck it up into their massive dataset.