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Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell (arstechnica.com)
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[โ€“] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

I got you.

Www.stealmytesla.com

No need to be embarrassed anymore!

[โ€“] Corno@lemm.ee 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The customer service part... ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.

That should be higher up on the page, since that'd be the primary value of that service.

[โ€“] sunbytes@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Excellent work by someone there. I love the customer service agent with the ski mask (who can barely keep a straight face) lol

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Please be real.

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

It really is a website that can be linked to!

So is The Onion.

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nice idea, but what if I want my tesla set on fire instead?

[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Well then you're in luck because that might already be a feature of the model you have!

[โ€“] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Pour a bucket of water on it