Elon, aka Office of Personnel Management, aka S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.:
We encourage you to find a job in the private sector as soon as you would like to do so. The way to greater American prosperity is encouraging people to move from lower productivity jobs in the public sector to higher productivity jobs in the private sector.
Damn dude, this is so awesome, I’ve literally never been tied to this fuck through even consumption and now I have him pulling on my chains, at the best possible time 
Wait til yer agency sends out an email saying we fully support the presidents EO on defending women from those stinky trans people. I think today's the deadline on that one
Holy fuck lmao
Well, I just received an email from the agency’s undersecretary:
In furtherance of President Trump’s EO, “Defending Women”, agency has updated its style guide to revise the email signature block and remove the use of personal pronouns.
What absolute fuckery
Time to start misgendering every male in the department on purpose.
Make sure to carry a copy of the EO assgning gender at conception. Just following the spirit of the order, ma'am.