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[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[โ€“] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.