To anyone curious: It's barely bad enough to even be funny. It's not a great porn flick. Pretty basic Ron Jeremy, piss poor parody that's only really interesting because of Nintendo's actions. There's also a sequel.

There's also a fuckton of porn we'll never see. Supposedly there's stacks of Disney stuff bored animators have drawn, things for Bethesda titles that never left the office... It's wild, when you start running down the rabbit hole.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bethesda

Perhaps an animated edition of the Lusty Argonian Maid?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

i was hoping for sarah morgan but that'll be good too

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not to mention two millennia of porn allegedly in the Vatican Archives.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The other tablets Moses received.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the Lord said unto the as he slid the tablet slyly to Moses "This one, this one's for you wink wink"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"About that whole 'thy neighbor's ass' bit, you've gotta see this..."

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXeTsWGPT0w

Obligatory

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine all the stolen loot in that place? Treasures that some nations probably think are lost forever are sitting in the vault of the people who robbed them