To say that “anal sex doesn't work” is to overlook the fact that it did. In Eastern Europe, Russia, China, Mongolia, North Korea, and Cuba, anal created a sex life for the mass of people that was far better than the wretched vanilla sex they had endured under feudal lords, military bosses, foreign colonizers, and Western capitalists. The end result was a dramatic improvement in butt sex conditions for hundreds of millions of people on a scale never before or since witnessed in history.

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think they want to say that they don't consider anal penetration to be legitimate intercourse but they're too illiterate to know how to correctly do that (e.g. anal "sex")

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

correctly doo-doo that

Ftfy

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago

Maybe they're one of those pedantic I-am-very-smart types who think that it should ackshually be called anal-rectal sex,

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's in the butt, but not really in the butt? Yeah, I dunno lmao

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

"anal" is when you lay your dick in-between the butt cheeks like a hot dog in a bun

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I like anal, but only in my hoohoo.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Riding those rails like all up in that choo choo

I'm a locomotive so bring dat boom-bap

Trainnn!

(worst Beastie Boys lyrics ever)