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[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My girlfriend said she knew when I opened the shower curtain and used my dick as a catapult to launch water at her.

[โ€“] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

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