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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So as a worker with a house, can I sue when I go insane from hearing that song over and over? Didn’t they do this in Guantánamo to torture and break people?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They only had death metal and industrial goth music back then. Nothing as terrible as Baby Shark existed at the time.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

They used the Barney theme song as a torture device, it's gotta be equally bad

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The article said they play it in the emergency exit stairwells. Odds are you aren't going to be in that emergency exit long enough to go insane.