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[โ€“] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[โ€“] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.