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Wisconsin restaurant apologizes for serving pizzas contaminated with THC (www.newsweek.com)

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"We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don't get sick," health officials told customers.

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[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How the hell do you explain this to a new job or your parole officer? "Someone drugged me with weed and I didn't know! I swear!"

This could mess up some people's lives

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Another argument against zero tolerance policies.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah IMO drug charges should be ones that need to be added on to other real crimes that directly affect others. Like theft or assault. And even outside of charges, why care if an otherwise good worker randomly tests positive for something?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a friend whose dad was in the military and got served something spiked at a party that popped up on a surprise drug test the next day. It was a huge deal (especially because this was like 40 years ago), he had to go to military court and get people that were at the party to testify for him. He was really fortunate the judge ruled in his favor.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can confirm the military still takes its drug tests seriously. If a soldier ate that pizza and got drug tested (military loves a surprise drug test) they could have gotten in very serious career ending levels of trouble.