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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wipe your ass.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Are dudes really out there with shitty cheeks because “wiping is gay”? I refuse to believe this

[–] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I know many toxic masculinity guys, I think it’s true. Eww.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully they eat lots of dietary fiber

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

100%. Even meet someone who sort of smells like shit? Outside of some rare medical disorders, they smell like this because they don’t wipe. A couple kids in my class once argued something like “my dog doesn’t wipe when he poos, we aren’t supposed to either”.

Lots of lady friends complained to me in the past about their boyfriend’s skid marks and asked me what my girlfriend did to remove them from the wash. Like it was a totally normal “boys will be boys” trope.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck

I... actually don't think I've ever met someone that smelled like literal shit. Some homeless people that smell like piss, sure, but that has other reasons.

I almost feel sorry for these people, surely this idea of not wiping has to come from somewhere and it's not something they came up with.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Usually comes from the father from my experience.