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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 270 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't be silly. It's because most of them don't have balls, the place where pee is stored, so it goes right through them

[–] iso@lemy.lol 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, what’s the reason?

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 206 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[–] iso@lemy.lol 35 points 1 year ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[–] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[–] Camilo@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 year ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[–] stevehobbes@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No it's more frequent than that

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œGraduated” seniors

[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

[–] mondoman712@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[–] iso@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context πŸ˜„

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

New theory dropped: pee is stored in the dick

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

well the pee is stored in the balls, girls don't have that extra reservoir