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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Keep it silly though

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[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The TLS certificate is not valid

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won't happen again

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Better not or will expect the refund immediately

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

That's pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.

[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn't a great suggestion lol

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don't know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Console cheat codes

~~Tomater~~ Brainer

picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))

Tomato minigun

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Slow-mo tomato

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

OptiTomato

Optimized tomato sauce

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Tomato cleaner

let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);

[–] anarchist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)

[–] sour@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(