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Add this to your next human's repertoire (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dude, what's even your job? How did you make a living for 106 years just sitting around?

[–] brocon@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he's a trust fund elf from some royal lineage?

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To those whose lives flicker like a candle in the wind elves are royal and in their societies live free of want.

[–] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.

Don't even get me started on the pack of wargs what's been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don't even make good eatin' less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we's made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe's fart that day!

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 months ago

Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The value markets of men is a circular process of overproduction and scarcity. The bare-essential trinkets of yesteryear can often be exchanged for today's luxuries.