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This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night
Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.
What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?
sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu
That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3
This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.