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50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by seaQueue@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 218 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just make it a LJM (Large JSON Model) capable of predicting the next JSON token from the previous JSON tokens and you would have massive savings in file storagre and network traffic from not having to store and transmit full JSON documents all in exchange for an "acceptable" error rate.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Hardware accelerated JSON Markov chain operations when?

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 7 points 6 months ago

So you're saying it's already feature complete with most json libraries out there?