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As a software dev who's participated in a couple of game jams and several group projects,
It's like scope creep, but where the demanding client is also your boss/coworker.
Not to mention that an idea is not a game, not even conceptually. There's a reason it's called game design and not game turn-idea-into-code.
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Okay so step one is you're gonna download Scratch
You have to put
/s
in the end, because people in this day and age can no longer recognize sarcasm, probably because we all spend way too much time on the Internet.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
That's not sarcasm, that's satire
Is it? Didn't know about it until now...
that's real cringe dude
might I suggest adding
/s
at the end,You absolutely nailed it LOL. Those flashy courses with absurd prices and "funnel techniques" prey on idea-people who are scared of code like whale sharks on plankton.