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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Databases need tuning for your workload, and most people just think it’s a big box where you can dump anything you want and it will work. And then when it chokes on a terrible query they blame the DBA.

This makes DBAs very cranky.