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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 274 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

It's true, the fact that we never drew and quartered this guy does seem like a failure of our responsibilities

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 134 points 2 years ago (4 children)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Looks hungry

Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

We need to start feeding him better.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

We really, and I mean really, need to bring this motherfucker back. I can already sense the rich collectively shitting their pants worldwide on the mere mention of it.

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Looks cool for stickers.

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FUCK I am so ready

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sign me up

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This but unironically. It's like these fucks are begging us to just start storming headquarters at this point. Taunting us.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they've brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.

Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

It’s better late than never

[–] mars296@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

He's right. Just not in the way he means.