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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Looks hungry

Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

We need to start feeding him better.

[–] deur@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I ANAL but typically getting charged requires a credible threat.

Credible threats have specific details and a plan, date, or similar. You have neither, you could most likely say much more and still be okay legally. The mods tend to be anal about such things, which is their right but is pretty lame.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Oh that's cool

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.