Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop's SUV.
Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.
Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he's been hit.
Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.
Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

You can't make this shit up.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the "situation". Needless to say he was fat rolling

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

So... That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Afaik he was ridiculed so much by his buddies and other locals that he quit the job.