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submitted 10 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are there triggers in the sql database? It's too easy otherwise

[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 10 months ago

There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

this is fine

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Feels like my old job.